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Filthy 18+ only Simon/Julia fanfic smut is now a reality and by god we want MOAR. Keep it coming, internet – we want to be the new Snarry by Christmas and to usher in the third summer of love by July.

It is time for this generation to stop prissing about with specialness and sparkly abstinent vampires and to get the fuck out there and do it in the road. You hear us, The Youth Of Today? This callow mooning will not do – go and have sex with someone. Right Now. Or, at the very least, imagine having sex with us, write fics about it and post them online. MORE!

(incidentally, if a child, a prude or related to us- DO NOT CLICK ABOVE LINK)

We don’t know why we want you to, but we do.

Here are some little vignettes from our Austin session to encourage you – they aren’t filthy, or – in fact – related to this plea for smut in any but the most tangential of ways, but they are good/funny…

also, if you don’t write teh pr0nz about us, then you are basically duty bound to pre-order vinyl or special editions from us.

continuing our “video for every goshdarn song on Songs For Swinging Lovers” campaign, we’repleased to release this latest gem onto an uncaring loveless world. Conceived and directed  by Lily Rae – and featuring the creative use of both a pizza cutter and students – this borders on the NSFW and is sort of disturbing, y’know, in an awesome way…

On the subject of videos, if you are a dab hand with windows movie maker and fancy making a video for any of the SFSL tracks (or anything else) we’d love it if you did. Send us links and we’re pretty much guaranteed to blog it here and, if we *heart* it, we’ll probably send you free signed things too.

Also, please write nc17 fanfic about us, we are sick of being the exception to rule 34. If you do that well, you will definitely get a prize.

right now we’re in Tehuacana Texas, on our way to Austin to record some additional tracks with some incredible musicians for our modesty defyingly awesome masterwork, David Koresh Superstar. Today we went to the site of the Branch Davidian compound – not much to see, but it’s something to feel the hot Texas wind that fanned the flames in 1993 and see the ramshackle little memorial beside the ‘no government trespassers’ sign…