We don’t know why we want you to, but we do.
Here are some little vignettes from our Austin session to encourage you – they aren’t filthy, or – in fact – related to this plea for smut in any but the most tangential of ways, but they are good/funny…
also, if you don’t write teh pr0nz about us, then you are basically duty bound to pre-order vinyl or special editions from us.