THE INDELICATES will not be submitting.
THE INDELICATES recognise no gatekeepers.
THE INDELICATES doubt your qualifications.
THE INDELICATES are not seeking representation.

THE INDELICATES rank art below commerce.

THE INDELICATES do not find your luddism charming.
THE INDELICATES find nothing to remark upon in drinks.
THE INDELICATES are immune to the feminine mystique.
THE INDELICATES shun your attentions.

NEW DIY is not an aesthetic
THE INDELICATES are proudly unsignable.


The Year in Review: 2015

Written by juliaindelicate on January 1, 2016 – 12:09 pm -

WHAT A BUSY YEAR IT’S BEEN, Ey? In JANUARY we got some nice mentions of our Virtual Reality Single from November 2014: ‘The Generation That Nobody Remembered‘, for Oculus Rift, which you can still experience here: We did an interview about it: And here: And here: Or just watch on YouTube [...]

New Album + New 360 Video + Get It Today!

Written by admin on August 14, 2015 – 5:15 pm -

The Year In Review 2014

Written by juliaindelicate on December 31, 2014 – 10:16 pm -

It’s been one of those years where we start out working on one thing, and end up working on MANY THINGS, all at once. Years where we don’t release an album are weird like that. In MARCH we aired songs from our new musical ‘Paradise Rocks’, a musical that re-imagines Milton’s Paradise Lost as a [...]

The V.R. Post

Written by simonindelicate on November 27, 2014 – 1:11 pm -

We Just Released a Virtual Reality Pop Single. Read This


Written by simonindelicate on May 16, 2014 – 2:38 pm -

We talk to Folkestone porn supergroup The Seminal Fluids about their years in the business, their anecdotes from the road and listen to some of their deepest cuts – played live in our Lewes compound. Also, a special appearance from Thornton Halfwit and Karen Condom – a LOT of going on about stuff and that [...]

Brighton Live Podcast Recording: March 26th

Written by simonindelicate on March 24, 2014 – 9:06 pm -

THIS is a new thing we’re doing – it’s on March 26th and you should totally come. You can perform, spectate – you get to see us and other brilliant people – or just sit at the back and complain. It will be whatever you mkake it…


Written by simonindelicate on January 31, 2014 – 11:31 am -

We hang out with the best claimants to the Iron throne of indie credibility to discuss why all the bands are doing it wrong, Ed Miliband’s Desert Island Discs, the best parts in musical theatre and come together to offer the all the rock’n’roll top tips you need to start your own band and be [...]

Julia Indelicate’s Review of the Year: 2013: PART TWO

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

For PART ONE, go here: Much of the merchandise we made for Diseases of England was stuff we’d not tried to make before. We’ve been making our legendary Lyric books with footnotes and essays in them since our second album Songs For Swinging Lovers, but Diseases of England saw us sewing dolls and designing [...]

Julia Indelicate’s Review Of The Year: 2013: PART ONE

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:18 pm -

What a year! I think me and Simon have made more things this year than in any previous, thanks to the different things we decided to make for the packages of our fourth album Diseases of England. We’d already started crowd-funding (directly through our sites) in October 2012, and released the first tracks from the [...]

Diseases of England “PART FOUR” DLC OUT NOW

Written by simonindelicate on September 30, 2013 – 7:51 am -

Because we simply cannot stop MAKING THE ARTS – we are, today, releasing the newest INDELICATES THING. Featuring Four brand new studio recorded songs + ten original Diseases of England Demos, Artwork and a cryptic (not especially) digital poster – this is INDELICATES CANON. It’s like when on those David Bowie albums where you get [...]