THE INDELICATES will not be submitting.
THE INDELICATES recognise no gatekeepers.
THE INDELICATES doubt your qualifications.
THE INDELICATES are not seeking representation.

THE INDELICATES rank art below commerce.

THE INDELICATES do not find your luddism charming.
THE INDELICATES find nothing to remark upon in drinks.
THE INDELICATES are immune to the feminine mystique.
THE INDELICATES shun your attentions.

THE INDELICATES are NEW DIY.
NEW DIY is not an aesthetic
THE INDELICATES are proudly unsignable.

LATEST NEWS

#15 – The Seminal Fluids – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on May 16, 2014 – 2:38 pm -

We talk to Folkestone porn supergroup The Seminal Fluids about their years in the business, their anecdotes from the road and listen to some of their deepest cuts – played live in our Lewes compound. Also, a special appearance from Thornton Halfwit and Karen Condom – a LOT of going on about stuff and that [...]


Brighton Live Podcast Recording: March 26th

Written by simonindelicate on March 24, 2014 – 9:06 pm -

THIS is a new thing we’re doing – it’s on March 26th and you should totally come. http://corpor.at/brightonoffmic/index.html You can perform, spectate – you get to see us and other brilliant people – or just sit at the back and complain. It will be whatever you mkake it…


#12 – Charley Stone + Keith TOTP – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on January 31, 2014 – 11:31 am -

We hang out with the best claimants to the Iron throne of indie credibility to discuss why all the bands are doing it wrong, Ed Miliband’s Desert Island Discs, the best parts in musical theatre and come together to offer the all the rock’n’roll top tips you need to start your own band and be [...]


Julia Indelicate’s Review of the Year: 2013: PART TWO

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

For PART ONE, go here: http://www.indelicates.com/2013/12/30/julia-indelicates-review-of-the-year-2013/ Much of the merchandise we made for Diseases of England was stuff we’d not tried to make before. We’ve been making our legendary Lyric books with footnotes and essays in them since our second album Songs For Swinging Lovers, but Diseases of England saw us sewing dolls and designing [...]


Julia Indelicate’s Review Of The Year: 2013: PART ONE

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:18 pm -

What a year! I think me and Simon have made more things this year than in any previous, thanks to the different things we decided to make for the packages of our fourth album Diseases of England. We’d already started crowd-funding (directly through our sites) in October 2012, and released the first tracks from the [...]


Diseases of England “PART FOUR” DLC OUT NOW

Written by simonindelicate on September 30, 2013 – 7:51 am -

Because we simply cannot stop MAKING THE ARTS – we are, today, releasing the newest INDELICATES THING. Featuring Four brand new studio recorded songs + ten original Diseases of England Demos, Artwork and a cryptic (not especially) digital poster – this is INDELICATES CANON. It’s like when on those David Bowie albums where you get [...]


Another New Video…

Written by simonindelicate on May 28, 2013 – 7:03 pm -

Enjoy


Diseases of England is OUT NOW

Written by simonindelicate on May 7, 2013 – 4:37 pm -

That up there is a new video from it. The album, The fourth LP by The Indelicates, was funded by pre-sales and has been released to backers in three parts over the last six months. It is now available in it’s glorious entirety. You can buy a digital copy from any of the usual outlets, [...]


Vinyl Kickstarter – EAT OUR GOAL!!!!

Written by simonindelicate on February 22, 2013 – 6:12 pm -

A few days ago we reached our goal on our low-key kickstarter and we will, therefore, be making lovely shiny black records with Diseases of England on. There are still 15 days left to pledge yourself and be first in line to receive one. Why should you still pledge? Well, here is a short list… [...]


Want vinyl? Pledge now!

Written by simonindelicate on February 13, 2013 – 2:35 am -