JUNIVERBRECHER

The New Album by The Indelicates

is available to download right now...

Pre-order ANY physical version and get the digital album emailed to you TODAY!

Lords and commons of England! Consider what nation it is whereof ye are!

It is one year since Brexit, half a year since Trump, stirrings abound - but the horrors persist and worsen!

England!

Cruel and Ugly! Mr Punch in the boiler room! Savile in a postcard! There's something wrong with Top Of The Pops. They cry hoorah for Daniel! Everything's so lovely by the sea! The bins have not been taken!

We present this banishing ritual, to drive the demons from England!

Nous présentons ce hurlement en marge!

Unsere Damen, Herren und alle anderen! Wir präsentieren: JUNIVERBRECHER!

 

How will this work?

Today we are opening pre-orders for CDs, LPs, lyric books and all the other things that go into our Special Edition packages. These will be ready to ship by the middle of October. Until then, the album is available exclusively from us and everyone who orders will receive a digital copy via email. Once it is officially released it will be available on Spotify, Deezer, iTunes and wherever else you consume your media content these days.

We have resisted setting up any kind of recurring-patronage based system to supprt our work - we feel instinctively that we would sooner sell you amazing things that are worth the money than have you reward us for existing with a perverse incentive that will encourage us to try less hard. As the landscape continues to change, we may be proved wrong about that, but for now we like this model. For more of our (extremely lengthy) thoughts about how the economics of this works, you can read Simon's sweary epic here

So roll up! Take your pick from the cornucopia of options below! And don't forget to supply your mailing address and to check the email associated with your paypal as we'll be sending your digital copy to it just as soon as Julia sees the payment arrive. DIY, innit.

Hoo-rah!

 
Digital Album only

Exclusively available via email until October

£10

The complete base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album featuring extra material, demos and bonus material emailed to you in October.

 
CD Album Pre-order

£12

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Special Edition CD Pre-order

£21

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ Companion lyric book with foreword and extensive footnotes
+ A Stick of Juniverbrecher Rock
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Limited edition Vinyl LP Pre-Order

£24

Strictly limited to 200 copies and hand numbered: a copy of Juniverbecher on 12” vinyl delivered to you in October
+ Free CD copy included
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Limited Special Edition Vinyl LP Pre-Order

£33

Strictly limited to 200 copies and hand numbered: a copy of Juniverbecher on 12” vinyl delivered to you in October
+ Free CD copy included
+ Companion lyric book with foreword and extensive footnotes
+ A Stick of Juniverbrecher Rock
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Companion Lyric Book only

£10

+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Mr Punch Edition

£72

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ Special Edition Hardback Companion lyric book with foreword, extensive footnotes and signed plate
+ A Stick of Juniverbrecher Rock
+ 3D printed, handpainted miniature Mr Punch charm (measures 2cm)
+ A2 Poster
+ Pick A Song for us to perform for you on the second, amazing Indelicates acoustically cover literally any song album.
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October

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Vinyl Mr Punch Edition

£79

As the Mr. Punch Ed. but with a copy on strictly limited, hand numbered Vinyl as well

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Judy Edition

£110

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ Special Edition Hardback Companion lyric book with foreword, extensive footnotes and signed plate
+ A Stick of Juniverbrecher Rock
+ 3D printed miniature Mr Punch Charm necklace in stainless steel.
+ A2 Poster
+ Pick any song from the Indelicates back catalogue and we’ll feature the title for you in a unique T-Shirt design to be printed only once for you and then deleted.
+ Pick A Song for us to perform for you on the second, amazing “Indelicates acoustically cover literally any song” album.
+ A cut-out-and-build cardboard Punch and Judy theatre
+ the base digital album emailed to you today
+ extended digital album package emailed to you in October.

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Vinyl Judy Edition

£115

As the Judy Ed. but with a copy on strictly limited, hand numbered Vinyl as well

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The Brexit Special

€130.44

Vinyl Judy Edition as above
However, as this edition is priced in Euros - the price will go up and down depending on how badly the stupid Brexit negotiations are going

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Crocodile Edition

£1000

The same as the Judy edition, except the charm necklace will be 3D printed in 14K gold
(really, we can do this, so we thought we’d put it on here, but don’t buy it, that would be ridiculous)

 
Fancy Crocodile Edition

£2,500

The same again only this time 3D printed in SOLID FUCKING PLATINUM. lol.

 
I Have Kids Now And I Feel Guilty About This Purchase Edition

£65

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ Special Edition Hardback Companion lyric book with foreword, extensive footnotes and signed plate
+ A Stick of Juniverbrecher Rock
+ “Julietta Is Invisible” a new children’s picture book by Simon Indelicate
+ “The Three Bunny Opera” - a digital EP for children, personally tested on a two-year-old who likes it.
+ A cut-out-and-build cardboard Punch and Judy theatre.

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Vinyl I Have Kids Now And I Feel Guilty About This Purchase Edition

£72

As the IHKNAIFGATP Ed. but with a copy on strictly limited, hand numbered Vinyl as well.

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The George Lucas Edition

£300

Judy Edition
+ In one year’s time I will reopen all the album mixes, redo some of the vocals, add in some heavily processed electric guitars and synth FX, change the order of the songs and redo the artwork - I will then post you an updated CD of the album and insist to everyone that this version is the definitive version and was what I intended all along.

 
Super Special Edition

£300

+ 20p per mile distant from Lewes (as reported by google maps)

Judy Edition + Julia and Simon will come to anywhere you like (in the UK), play the album acoustically, record it, then sign a contract transferring the rights in the recording to you, creating a limited edition of one for you to do with as you wish - up to and including selling copies.

To buy a super special edition, please contact us @ info@indelicates.com


 
The Information Wants To Be Free Edition

£22,000

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ Any of the above.
+ We will refund everyone else’s money, put the album on the front page of our website and declare it to have entered the public domain.

 
The Martin Shkreli Complete Bastard Edition

£30,000

A copy of Juniverbecher on CD delivered to you in October
+ We will immediately stop selling copies of the album, halt production of all physical editions, refund the money of anyone who has purchased the album so far and transfer all rights in the recording to you so that you can keep it to yourself and never let anyone else hear it ever.

 
Help Us!

The Indelicates are a DIY band in the most literal of senses - there is no one stood between us. If you like what we are doing and want it to continue, you are in luck, because we are monomaniacal idiots who are driven to keep on with this stuff even when everything says we ought to stop - but if you want to help us out there are some things that you can do.

You can buy one of the packages above. We don't see any reason why we should treat journalists, radio stations and celebrities better than we treat people who buy our records. The album is available exclusively from us right now and if you buy a copy you will be the first to hear it. We'll do all that other stuff later - our obligation is only to you and we think that's the way it should be.

If you like the record, like us, or just think our reward tiers are lulzy, please share this page, or share the video linked above. If you can write a few lines alongside the link that's even better.

Do you know someone who might be into it who we can't reach directly? Let them know for us.

when we release on regular stores in October, ratings and reviews help us out too.

If you like, send a copy to the music, politics or arts journalist in your life

Maybe tweet at some DJs? I don't know. Sounds like a good idea, right?

Anyway. Thank you for your interest in The Indelicates Brand of Lifestyle Enhancement Products. WE ACTIVELY LOVE YOU

XX

Simon&Julia