THE INDELICATES will not be submitting.
THE INDELICATES recognise no gatekeepers.
THE INDELICATES doubt your qualifications.
THE INDELICATES are not seeking representation.

THE INDELICATES rank art below commerce.

THE INDELICATES do not find your luddism charming.
THE INDELICATES find nothing to remark upon in drinks.
THE INDELICATES are immune to the feminine mystique.
THE INDELICATES shun your attentions.

THE INDELICATES are NEW DIY.
NEW DIY is not an aesthetic
THE INDELICATES are proudly unsignable.

LATEST NEWS

Julia Indelicate’s Review of the Year: 2013: PART TWO

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

For PART ONE, go here: http://www.indelicates.com/2013/12/30/julia-indelicates-review-of-the-year-2013/ Much of the merchandise we made for Diseases of England was stuff we’d not tried to make before. We’ve been making our legendary Lyric books with footnotes and essays in them since our second album Songs For Swinging Lovers, but Diseases of England saw us sewing dolls and designing [...]


Julia Indelicate’s Review Of The Year: 2013: PART ONE

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:18 pm -

What a year! I think me and Simon have made more things this year than in any previous, thanks to the different things we decided to make for the packages of our fourth album Diseases of England. We’d already started crowd-funding (directly through our sites) in October 2012, and released the first tracks from the [...]


Special Episode – Cultural Review of 2013

Written by simonindelicate on December 25, 2013 – 1:03 pm -

We are not at all qualified to make any sort of list about the best things of 2013, so we invite equally unqualified but undeniably younger guests Lydia Snodin and Tom Wylie to offer their poorly thought out and inaccurate Podcasts, Games, Books, Films, Cultural Events, Static Mimes, Deaths and other things OF THE YEAR. [...]


#10 – Philip Jeays – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on December 17, 2013 – 5:21 pm -

We talk to master of English Chanson Philip Jeays about Jake Thackray, Opera, Poppies and the problem with Hastings then make him sing to us.


#9 – Vessel and Foz? – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on November 24, 2013 – 8:41 pm -

We talk to David Devant and His Spirit Wife Legends Vessel and Foz about Mushroom based revolutionary theory, the synaesthetic properties of Carry On Actors and why a Mikey Georgeson sings Bing Crosby album would be the best thing of all time + we play two and they play classics old and new. Also, Foz [...]


#8 – Emma Lewis and Nick Kos – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on November 17, 2013 – 4:46 pm -

We interrogate the year’s newest Indelicates band members about what they do when they’re not doing this and go on about Burlesque, Fandom, Current generation privilege and other stuff to MAKE U THINK. Also we play one of ours, Emma competes for the filthiest contribution prize and Nick plays a guitar and sings threateningly well.


#7 – B TWOTHREE – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on October 20, 2013 – 4:18 am -

We talk to Ne’er-Do-Well, lapsed inactivist, poet and current member of The Far Queue – B Twothree about stuff and things, play hits from the shows, go on a bit too long about Gary Glitter and lament these kids you get now with their weird obsession with jobs and careers and such.


Diseases of England “PART FOUR” DLC OUT NOW

Written by simonindelicate on September 30, 2013 – 7:51 am -

Because we simply cannot stop MAKING THE ARTS – we are, today, releasing the newest INDELICATES THING. Featuring Four brand new studio recorded songs + ten original Diseases of England Demos, Artwork and a cryptic (not especially) digital poster – this is INDELICATES CANON. It’s like when on those David Bowie albums where you get [...]


#6 – Chris Hodges – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on September 30, 2013 – 7:41 am -

We talk to singer, erstwhile frontman of a number of the better sorts of band and star of Job The Musical Chris Hodges about musical beginnings, piano lessons, misogyny and the economics of 15 year olds; we play Unity Mitford and a Thlyds classic and he plays one of his, which is embarassingly good.


#5 – Jonny Fluffypunk – Indelicates Live Jukebox Podcast

Written by simonindelicate on September 19, 2013 – 7:44 pm -

Simon and Julia discuss celebrity paedophiles, the futility of rock’n’roll and poetry, orgone accumulators, the intersection of Northern comics and situationist theorists and tits Jordan with Dangerous Poet Jonny Fluffypunk + Old B-Sides they’ve never played before, erotic storytelling and disreputable verse.