To Celebrate The Coming Of Our Ford

In the bleak midwinter, Frosty winds may blow

We’ve only a storage heater, so believe us we should know.

IT IS VERY NEARLY CHRIIIISTMAS, and thus time to huddle with your loved ones against the dying of the light and reflect on its true meaning. A special time when, once, a virgin went to where the ancestor of the dude she wasn’t sleeping with had possibly lived a thousand years previously in order to fill in a census form and – so bored by having to pick from ‘jew’ or ‘polytheist’ in the religion section – decided to have a miraculous sex-free baby (y’know, like Osiris) and start a religion after him for the lulz. What better time, in other words to indulge in consumerism and buy a bunch of awesome STUFF? Like this stuff, for example…

That’s right kids, we now, finally, have VINYL SFSL in stock. If you preordered it, then it’s in the post. If you didn’t because you didn’t trust us – then you can make it up to us by buying one now. You should, because we have to put the price up in the new year if we’re going to cover costs. Seriously, they are very pretty and come in a gorgeous Matte Finish, Gatefold sleeve with enough little details to gaze at that you can just look at them for hours – making them a worthwhile purchase even if you don’t have a record player. What’s more, this your last chance to buy the special edition with all kinds of bundled goodies for the preorder price of £60 w/out CD, £72 with.

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/Indelicates_Store/special.html

Second, we sold a bunch in Germany – but we still have a decent number of Be Afraid Of Your Parents T-Shirts – they are nice and make good undergarments for keeping the cold out, we have discovered.

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/Indelicates_Store/apparel.html

Third, you can now buy our poetry book ‘Words by…’ direct from lulu – if you missed it last year

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/words-by-simon-julia-indelicate/5060007

Fourth, COMING SOON – we’ll be selling copies of the SFSL lyric book and ‘Antique Lace Under Musée Glass’ a poster and art book featuring concepts, photographs and the song-by-song posters from the back cover of the vinyl individually.

So you’ll have something to spend your christmas money on.

Also, watch out for NEWS v soon about David Koresh Superstar – which I swear is the best fucking album you haven’t heard in existence.

Merry Merry, and Happy Shopping

New Stuff Available!

Hello you.

We have new T-Shirts for sale in the shop, they say: Be Afraid of Your Parents and they look like this:

They will be available to buy from us on tour, and are also now up in the General Store:

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/Indelicates_Store/apparel.html

We have also opened a cafepress store, for these here reasons:

When we make a new product, we tend to order them in bulk to reduce costs – in turn we can then offer them at a lower price to you. However, our ability to make new bulk orders depends on having the funds available to place the order in the first place, consequently, we can’t re-order old designs in bulk. As we’ve had lots of people asking to buy old designs – we’ve set up a store on cafepress where you can buy T-shirts and so on on a pricier, but more flexible, ‘print-on-demand’ basis.

As we were doing that anyway – we have also made some products available that might be considered too ‘niche’ to bulk order 300 of – Pink David Koresh Superstar Iphone 4 Case anyone? yeah? yeah!

We hope this is the kind of thing that will make you happy.

Also, if you would like to request any item or for ANY indelicates related design to be placed on an item and sold to you – we can probably sort that out for you if you email us:

info@indelicates.com

To see the full range of Print-On-Demand Merch, visit our cafepress store here:

http://www.cafepress.co.uk/indelicatesrange

(it looks like a pig at the minute because we don’t know if it’s worth paying to upgrade it yet)

Seriously, if you’ve ever thought: wow, that paint tin from the American Demo cover would look amazing on the chest of a novelty Teddy Bear and I for one would be glad to see such an item for sale – then tell us. WE CAN DO THAT.

In addition, you can now buy our poetry book ‘WORDS by SIMON&JULIA Indelicate’ print-on-demand from lulu.com, here:

http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/words-by-simon-julia-indelicate/5060007

Ain’t the internet swell?

Anyway, the point is that you can buy new stuff from us. What could be better, in this time of Jesus inspired consumption, than to order a gift for that special indelicates fan in your life? Or for the special, broadly-indifferent-to-music friend who just might like a little something to point her at us? Or for that guy who hates us who you, in turn, hate and whose name you’ve just pulled from the secret santa?

So, TL;DR –  STUFF. BUY IT. KTHNXBAI.

Be Afraid Video Now Online

continuing our “video for every goshdarn song on Songs For Swinging Lovers” campaign, we’repleased to release this latest gem onto an uncaring loveless world. Conceived and directed  by Lily Rae – and featuring the creative use of both a pizza cutter and students – this borders on the NSFW and is sort of disturbing, y’know, in an awesome way…

On the subject of videos, if you are a dab hand with windows movie maker and fancy making a video for any of the SFSL tracks (or anything else) we’d love it if you did. Send us links and we’re pretty much guaranteed to blog it here and, if we *heart* it, we’ll probably send you free signed things too.

Also, please write nc17 fanfic about us, we are sick of being the exception to rule 34. If you do that well, you will definitely get a prize.