The New Indelicates Album is called ‘Diseases Of England’ and it is in THREE parts.

Part II (featuring “I Used To Sing”, “Class” and two more tracks) is finished and ready to be sent to the manufacturers.
Parts I and III will be recorded in two separate sessions in the upcoming months. In order to fund the completion of the project, we are now offering you the chance to preorder and help us put everything together.

To do that, and to watch “I Used To Sing”, the second video from the album, go here:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artistnetwork/indelicatesshop/diseases-of-england/

There will be A-Team Indelicates news immediately after this release, but in the meantime, we would like to urge you in terms bordering on the aggressive to preorder your copy of Thalidomidas Touch on CD now. Featuring production by Simon Indelicate, contributions by Julia indelicate and Various by Keith Top Of The Pops – this CD package that we’ve put together is missing from your life.

Rumours that the Thlyds don’t actually exist are entirely unfounded. The CD definitely exists and there is more evidence for them than Jesus.

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/thlydspreorder/

The awesome thing about owning a record company that you have purposely refused to have any control over is that you get to feel regularly surprised and enthusiastic about the records you didn’t know you’d put out.

For example, check out How To Loot Brazil’s Album, Betamarx. Apart from having an amazing title it sounds like this:

and this:

has an excellent cover and is easily worth some of anyone’s money – buy it now

Then there’s Permissible Permutations by The Melting Ice Caps
which sounds like this:

and which also has an amazing (possibbly hassan-i-sabbah-referencing) name and which is lush, charming and lovely.
BUY IT YOU FOOL

Now look at the cover of The Antidote’s EP:

Surely the vocal isn’t going to do that cover justice?

Oh hey, it totally does – sweet.
CHECK IT OUT

Also, while we’re at it, did anyone on your record label suppprt the Stone Roses at the weekend? No? Oh well, guess mine’s just better than yours then…

If you don’t buy everything by the Dirty North right now, it can only mean that you love David Cameron and want to marry him

…and many more interesting things about copyright, music, Gomez, corporate Records and OTHER STUFF by reading this interview with me here:

http://m3event.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/interview-the-indelicates/

Then come to the Monarch to heckle me in an informed manner:

https://www.facebook.com/events/212063198909829/

Oh and if you’re voting today, enjoy that, unless you’re in London – in which case do whatever it is you feel you have to through gritted teeth then go home and have a wash.

If you’re in Manchester, you might want to have a read of the Pirate Party’s election materials, which are here:
http://manchester.pirateparty.org.uk/

Yar har fiddle de dee,
XX
Simon

Look, We’re In A Double Dip Recession. Which is bad news for everybody – luckily we released a novelty advert single a little while ago that seems entirely appropriate for listening to in order that the occasion be properly marked. (It would also be really good on one of those VT bits in the news, oh ye PRS paying gatekeeper-y media fuckers, INCIDENTALLY)

Anyway, here’s the video:


Here’s a preview of the cool, new, so-2012-it-might-as-well-be-a-dumb-TV-hour-about-mayan-prophecies, slink-wist reboot of the song that’s on the reissued B-Side:



And
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY IT

You know, with all that money that you don’t have because of the double dip recession. Er…

From IN PROGRESS things.

We’re going to try a new thing with T-Shirts – We have far more designs than we have capital to invest in upfront T-Shirt Manufacture so we’re going to be regularly updating our new spreadshirt shop.

It’s a print on demand thing -like cafepress – but I think we’ve managed to get costs down far enough that instead of cafepress’s silly prices (especially with postage) you’ll end up paying £20 (P&P included) for a high quality Standard T-Shirt featuring any of the many, many designs we’re making available.

Some budget items will come in cheaper (the Tesco Value style one from a few years back for example) and some – skinny fits, organic cotton etc – will be a little more. We’ve taken the opportunity to include some old T-Shirt Designs that we’ve long sold out of – but if there are any Indelicates designs that you want on a shirt that we haven’t uploaded please contact us and ask.

Save for some sterling work on the dropshadows by Sad Gnome Records, we’ve always done every pixel of our artwork ourselves so anything you might want is very likely to be on one of our hard-drives somewhere. Ideas for artwork that doesn’t exist but that just should? Let us know and we’ll get bespoke on your pampered, lovable asses.

We’ve been working hard on the designs, and all sales are massively welcome as we scrabble around trying to get the next record made – so please have a look and see if there’s anything you fancy.

We love you – in a direct and physically overbearing way.
XX.
Simon and Julia

http://theindelicates.spreadshirt.co.uk/
Or click on this sexy little bastard to have the shop open in a new window…

this weekend only: Use the voucher code EXTRACAP to get a free hat before Feb 27th…

It would be remiss of us not to mention this:

Brostep future classic from Indianabärr
http://corpor.at/T2357

And this:

By Christopher Jameson because it sounds a bit like Julian Cope in a good way.
http://corpor.at/A256

AND Hey, it’s the Far Queue Remixing the Fuck out of us:

BUY IT fool.
http://corpor.at/T2358

meanwhile Julia is doing THIS:

Yeah? Yeah!
SX

Yes, kids – stretching the definition of ‘tomorrow’ here is part two of this week’s round up of awesome new music from Corporate Records

Zen Motel’s Cranked EP IS FUCKED BY ROCK and is here:
http://corpor.at/A261

The Thlyds Second Single Release of the week is Bored
‘I get the feeling that there’s something missing/ I’m bored of cider and vanadalism…’
http://corpor.at/A260

Silent Girl by Red State Sound System has Julia on b-vox and is more meta than Marvell:
http://corpor.at/T2298

Let’s Inject Ourselves With Illegal Substances by Speo is great, which is lucky since I mainly included it because it has the honour of being the 2,000th track uploaded to Corporate Records. You can find it on Speo’s Album – Shake – which am here:
http://corpor.at/A212

While I’m in the business of posting tracks based on their upload chronology, this is the 1000th track uploaded to the site. This is amazing for many reasons:
1) It’s a good song
2) Its being the 1000th upload means it has the shortlink ‘http://corpor.at/T1000‘
3) It’s called Don’t let bad men ruin your life which is pretty damned spooky, considering…

The T-1000

That’ll do for now – like Takashi Miike in Hostel – go in there and spend ALL your money.
Peace and Fucking,
SX

Looking for new music while you wait, trembling in juicy eagerness for the NEW INDELICATES ALBUM which has a song called ‘Everything is Just Disgusting’ on it? Well pop on over to Corporate Records and get your grubby hands on some of these recent gems…

From Laurence Owen’s South Of The River:
http://corpor.at/A254

From The Thlyds New Single, Clever Stuff Is Stupid (supposedly the first of two new singles released this week)
http://corpor.at/A259

From Mikey Georgeson’s Gorgeous Moth In the Flame Of Carnality EP
http://corpor.at/A251

from Icepops For Breakfast’s sparkly Iced Pop Vol. 1
http://corpor.at/A253

Part One of TWO. More poptastic links tomorrow.
XSI