The New Indelicates Album is called ‘Diseases Of England’ and it is in THREE parts.

Part II (featuring “I Used To Sing”, “Class” and two more tracks) is finished and ready to be sent to the manufacturers.
Parts I and III will be recorded in two separate sessions in the upcoming months. In order to fund the completion of the project, we are now offering you the chance to preorder and help us put everything together.

To do that, and to watch “I Used To Sing”, the second video from the album, go here:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artistnetwork/indelicatesshop/diseases-of-england/

The awesome thing about owning a record company that you have purposely refused to have any control over is that you get to feel regularly surprised and enthusiastic about the records you didn’t know you’d put out.

For example, check out How To Loot Brazil’s Album, Betamarx. Apart from having an amazing title it sounds like this:

and this:

has an excellent cover and is easily worth some of anyone’s money – buy it now

Then there’s Permissible Permutations by The Melting Ice Caps
which sounds like this:

and which also has an amazing (possibbly hassan-i-sabbah-referencing) name and which is lush, charming and lovely.
BUY IT YOU FOOL

Now look at the cover of The Antidote’s EP:

Surely the vocal isn’t going to do that cover justice?

Oh hey, it totally does – sweet.
CHECK IT OUT

Also, while we’re at it, did anyone on your record label suppprt the Stone Roses at the weekend? No? Oh well, guess mine’s just better than yours then…

If you don’t buy everything by the Dirty North right now, it can only mean that you love David Cameron and want to marry him

Look, We’re In A Double Dip Recession. Which is bad news for everybody – luckily we released a novelty advert single a little while ago that seems entirely appropriate for listening to in order that the occasion be properly marked. (It would also be really good on one of those VT bits in the news, oh ye PRS paying gatekeeper-y media fuckers, INCIDENTALLY)

Anyway, here’s the video:


Here’s a preview of the cool, new, so-2012-it-might-as-well-be-a-dumb-TV-hour-about-mayan-prophecies, slink-wist reboot of the song that’s on the reissued B-Side:



And
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY IT

You know, with all that money that you don’t have because of the double dip recession. Er…

From IN PROGRESS things.

It would be remiss of us not to mention this:

Brostep future classic from Indianabärr
http://corpor.at/T2357

And this:

By Christopher Jameson because it sounds a bit like Julian Cope in a good way.
http://corpor.at/A256

AND Hey, it’s the Far Queue Remixing the Fuck out of us:

BUY IT fool.
http://corpor.at/T2358

meanwhile Julia is doing THIS:

Yeah? Yeah!
SX

Yes, kids – stretching the definition of ‘tomorrow’ here is part two of this week’s round up of awesome new music from Corporate Records

Zen Motel’s Cranked EP IS FUCKED BY ROCK and is here:
http://corpor.at/A261

The Thlyds Second Single Release of the week is Bored
‘I get the feeling that there’s something missing/ I’m bored of cider and vanadalism…’
http://corpor.at/A260

Silent Girl by Red State Sound System has Julia on b-vox and is more meta than Marvell:
http://corpor.at/T2298

Let’s Inject Ourselves With Illegal Substances by Speo is great, which is lucky since I mainly included it because it has the honour of being the 2,000th track uploaded to Corporate Records. You can find it on Speo’s Album – Shake – which am here:
http://corpor.at/A212

While I’m in the business of posting tracks based on their upload chronology, this is the 1000th track uploaded to the site. This is amazing for many reasons:
1) It’s a good song
2) Its being the 1000th upload means it has the shortlink ‘http://corpor.at/T1000‘
3) It’s called Don’t let bad men ruin your life which is pretty damned spooky, considering…

The T-1000

That’ll do for now – like Takashi Miike in Hostel – go in there and spend ALL your money.
Peace and Fucking,
SX

Looking for new music while you wait, trembling in juicy eagerness for the NEW INDELICATES ALBUM which has a song called ‘Everything is Just Disgusting’ on it? Well pop on over to Corporate Records and get your grubby hands on some of these recent gems…

From Laurence Owen’s South Of The River:
http://corpor.at/A254

From The Thlyds New Single, Clever Stuff Is Stupid (supposedly the first of two new singles released this week)
http://corpor.at/A259

From Mikey Georgeson’s Gorgeous Moth In the Flame Of Carnality EP
http://corpor.at/A251

from Icepops For Breakfast’s sparkly Iced Pop Vol. 1
http://corpor.at/A253

Part One of TWO. More poptastic links tomorrow.
XSI

We know how it is – you met us at the end of the night and you kind of liked our stuff and you shouted over the DJ: ‘WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR GROUP?’ and we shouted back something indistinct that you pretended to hear because you were being nice but that actually could have been anything. And then, as you were leaving you passed a poster that you half registered which had the name of the band on it so that later, when you thought: hey, what was the name of that band I saw? You kind of remembered enough to type ‘delicates british indie combo spunk song’ into google. Google sent you here and  - because we like making it easy for you, because we love you, and kind of because we want to get some of your money off you – we’re here to help.

Do you want to get hold of some digital music by us? Great, you can do that by clicking any of the following links:

1. Our latest album, which is the one  with all the songs you didn’t quite get the point of but that seemed to be mainly about David Koresh and the ATF:

Tht’s here: http://corpor.at/A190

2. Our second to last album which has the one where she says snatch, the savages one and is where you’ll find the moodier more cabaret-ish songs?

Right here: http://corpor.at/A28

3. Our debut album which has the one where he says ‘come’ (as a noun) and the one where we are pro-american and which is generally poppier?

Here: http://corpor.at/A27

Do you disdain progress with it’s flawed utopian dream of a seamless life untroubled by visible mechanisms? Why then you may be in the market for one of our Compact Disc or Vinyl packages!

You can find these here:

David Koresh Superstar Cds and Books

Songs For Swinging Lovers Special Editions

Older CDs, Merch etc.

Thank you for visiting, stranger from last night, you will always occupy a special place in our hearts.

XX.

The Indelicates

P.S. Come see us again, we’ll be at these places:

10/13 Cambridge/Boston, MA – the Can Tab
10/14 Providence, RI – Speakaasy @ Local 121
10/16 New York City, NY – Presented by Pianos
10/17 Philadelphia, PA – Tritone
10/18 Dayton, OH – The South Park Tavern
10/20 Indianapolis, IN – The Melody Inn
10/21 Lafayette, IN – The Black Sparrow
10/23 Port Byron, IL – G’s Riverfront Cafe (Super Special Edition, performance will be recorded)
10/26 Madison, WI – The Frequency
10/27 Chicago, IL – Elbo Room
10/28 Chicago, IL – Elbo Room

Keith Top Of The Pops, raconteur, producer and sometime Indelicates Guitarist has just released his debut album on corporate records and it’s fucking amazing.Featuring pretty much everyone you’ve ever heard of in music who doesn’t suck, Keith and his Minor UK Indie Celebrity All Star Backing Band deliver the debut of the year – buy it now:
On Corporate Records:
http://corpor.at/A219

Physical:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/KEITHTOPOFTHEPOPS

Pay-What-You-Can

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artists/The+Indelicates/David+Koresh+Superstar/

Please be kind. We are Bankrupt.