Hello, Mildly Curious Americans Who Might Find This Website Looking For Stuff!

We know how it is – you met us at the end of the night and you kind of liked our stuff and you shouted over the DJ: ‘WHAT WAS THE NAME OF YOUR GROUP?’ and we shouted back something indistinct that you pretended to hear because you were being nice but that actually could have been anything. And then, as you were leaving you passed a poster that you half registered which had the name of the band on it so that later, when you thought: hey, what was the name of that band I saw? You kind of remembered enough to type ‘delicates british indie combo spunk song’ into google. Google sent you here and  - because we like making it easy for you, because we love you, and kind of because we want to get some of your money off you – we’re here to help.

Do you want to get hold of some digital music by us? Great, you can do that by clicking any of the following links:

1. Our latest album, which is the one  with all the songs you didn’t quite get the point of but that seemed to be mainly about David Koresh and the ATF:

Tht’s here: http://corpor.at/A190

2. Our second to last album which has the one where she says snatch, the savages one and is where you’ll find the moodier more cabaret-ish songs?

Right here: http://corpor.at/A28

3. Our debut album which has the one where he says ‘come’ (as a noun) and the one where we are pro-american and which is generally poppier?

Here: http://corpor.at/A27

Do you disdain progress with it’s flawed utopian dream of a seamless life untroubled by visible mechanisms? Why then you may be in the market for one of our Compact Disc or Vinyl packages!

You can find these here:

David Koresh Superstar Cds and Books

Songs For Swinging Lovers Special Editions

Older CDs, Merch etc.

Thank you for visiting, stranger from last night, you will always occupy a special place in our hearts.

XX.

The Indelicates

P.S. Come see us again, we’ll be at these places:

10/13 Cambridge/Boston, MA – the Can Tab
10/14 Providence, RI – Speakaasy @ Local 121
10/16 New York City, NY – Presented by Pianos
10/17 Philadelphia, PA – Tritone
10/18 Dayton, OH – The South Park Tavern
10/20 Indianapolis, IN – The Melody Inn
10/21 Lafayette, IN – The Black Sparrow
10/23 Port Byron, IL – G’s Riverfront Cafe (Super Special Edition, performance will be recorded)
10/26 Madison, WI – The Frequency
10/27 Chicago, IL – Elbo Room
10/28 Chicago, IL – Elbo Room

Out Now on Corporate Records…

Keith Top Of The Pops, raconteur, producer and sometime Indelicates Guitarist has just released his debut album on corporate records and it’s fucking amazing.Featuring pretty much everyone you’ve ever heard of in music who doesn’t suck, Keith and his Minor UK Indie Celebrity All Star Backing Band deliver the debut of the year – buy it now:
On Corporate Records:
http://corpor.at/A219

Physical:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/KEITHTOPOFTHEPOPS

David Koresh Superstar -Out NOW.

Pay-What-You-Can

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artists/The+Indelicates/David+Koresh+Superstar/

Please be kind. We are Bankrupt.

Faggy Marge & Old Lil: We Love The Queen – Buy it now on Corporate Records

Buy here

In Summary Then…

1.
DAVID KORESH SUPERSTAR, the 3rd Indelicates Album is released on MAY 16th
You can read about it here:

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/pressrelease3.html

2.
Gigs -

We’re still finalising these but Cambridge is ON, Glasgow is ON and London is ON
keep checking http://gigs.indelicates.com for details as they come in.
These shows will be special.

3.
The Book of Job The Musical is available to buy in its entirety

ACT ONE HERE free or pay-what-you-can:
ACT ONE ON CORPORATE RECORDS
ACT TWO HERE £5:
ACT TWO ON CORPORATE RECORDS
You should get it, it’s amazing…

4.
The latest news from Waco:

5.
Seriously, DAVID KORESH SUPERSTAR IS OUT ON MAY 16th.

If you aren’t excited, you should ask a doctor to check your vital signs.
XXX

Job The Musical: ACT TWO – OUT NOW!!!

Will Job curse God to his face? Will Satan win his bet?
Does God really, as Jung states in his ‘Answer To Job’ (routledge 1952, p10) “Not care a button for any moral opinon nor regard any form of ethics as binding”?

Find out! for just £5 right now: http://bit.ly/fy5ErH

clickity click click

Book Of Job: The Musical – Act One OUT NOW

Available Free or Pay-What-You-Like HERE

Act Two Available on Monday March 7th for a minimum of £5

Book Of Job: The Musical – Act One Monday 28th February – Act Two Monday 7th March

https://sites.google.com/site/bookofjobthemusical/

The Book Of Job The Musical:
The Original Cast Recording
To Be Released As Two Download Albums
Act One
Monday 28th February 2011
Act Two
Monday 7th March 2011

While the world waits with baited breath for the release of The Indelicates’ ludicrously amazing concept masterwork, David Koresh Superstar – we thought it was the perfect time to unleash on the world this live studio recording of Simon and Julia’s last foray into the realm of ill-advised theatricality. Written and first performed in 2005, Simon’s musical was a fringe hit at the Brighton Festival and has been intermittently played all over the place since – including to sell out crowds at the Edinburgh and Cheltenham Literature festivals.

These albums, recorded as live by Keith Top Of The Pops at Dean Street Studios and performed on a broken acoustic guitar with some brilliant, obliging performers and no money, capture the rough and raucous attitude of the original show and may well constitute the first DIY punk-as-fuck original cast recording of an epic biblical musical of the Digital Economy era.

Alongside Simon and Julia, the musical features the vocal talents of former My Name Is Red and now dEAD cARS singer Chris Hodges as Job, acclaimed folk singer Mary Hampton, proper actress Sarah Pinkney, radical (and surprisingly tuneful) journalist Laurie Penny, rampant poet/messiah Michael Parker, axe wielding rock lothario Al Clayton and includes a slightly odd cameo from legendary David Devant and his Spirit Wife front-man, The Vessel.

Act One – in which God conspires with Satan to prove that wealthy man of the east, Job, is a righteous man by being really unpleasant to him – will be released on Monday (Feb 28th) as a pay-what-you-like download.

Act Two – in which God and Satan give Job Syphillis and his friends annoy him – will be released the following monday (Mar 7th) for a minimum price of £5.

We hope you don’t mind us mandatorily charging a little bit for the second half, but we are coming quite close to bankrupting ourselves with the money we’re spending to make David Koresh Superstar sound amazing. Also, the musical is, like, an hour and a half long and was really hard to write.

***David Koresh Superstar Release Date News Coming VERY SOON,***
XX
Simon and Julia Indelicate, 24th Feb, 2011

Dub Motherf***in’ Step

Job: The Musical

David Koresh Superstar – the imminent 3rd Indelicates record largely exists because – about 7 years ago – while rehearsing our hit fringe musical based on the book of Job, Chris Hodges (the dashing leading man in the titular role) made a joke along the very rough lines of: “What are you gonna do next? Waco: the Musical?”

Since then, the notion was forgotten and Job was performed all over the place to sell outs and standing ovations. We formed The Indelicates and did all that stuff and eventually came back to it once I’d worked out how to deal with the whole child abuse issue without being unforgivably crass.

ANYWAY – the point is, before DKS there was the Book of Job: The Musical – A similar delving into the vagaries of religion via the backalleyways of popular song. We were never able to get a proper recording together so you were never able to buy it… until VERY SOON

Because, inconveniently for our release schedule we did meet up a while ago and record it with Keith Top Of The Pops at Dean Street studios and – though it was taken a highly lengthy and circuitous amount of time to get the files off an apple formatted  hard drive and into my mixing software – it is now pretty close to being ready for public consumption. This is the cover:

And this is all by way of saying, David Koresh Superstar coming SOON, but Job: The Musical coming EVEN SOONER.

peace out.XX