The New Indelicates Album is called ‘Diseases Of England’ and it is in THREE parts.

Part II (featuring “I Used To Sing”, “Class” and two more tracks) is finished and ready to be sent to the manufacturers.
Parts I and III will be recorded in two separate sessions in the upcoming months. In order to fund the completion of the project, we are now offering you the chance to preorder and help us put everything together.

To do that, and to watch “I Used To Sing”, the second video from the album, go here:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artistnetwork/indelicatesshop/diseases-of-england/

http://www.indelicates.com/album4launch/

CLASS IS THE FIRST VIDEO TO BE RELEASED FROM THE NEW INDELICATES ALBUM:

“DISEASES OF ENGLAND”

WHICH WILL BE RELEASED IN THREE PARTS, STARTING OCTOBER 2012.

WE WILL RELEASE THE SECOND VIDEO, “I USED TO SING” AND START TAKING PRE-ORDERS FOR AMAZING ALBUM PACKAGES IN ONE WEEK’S TIME.

WE’LL BE DOING SOMETHING SIMILAR TO A KICKSTARTER, BUT WE WILL BE PROCESSING EVERYTHING OURSELVES AND THERE WILL BE NO ‘PAYMENT ON REACHING TARGET’ STUFF – WE’RE GOING TO GUARANTEE EVERY ORDER AND MAKE A LOT OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS ANYWAY – BECAUSE WE’RE ANNOYING LIKE THAT.

Watch this in a fancy cinema, catch up on old videos and read more about how you can help here:

http://www.indelicates.com/album4launch/

There will be A-Team Indelicates news immediately after this release, but in the meantime, we would like to urge you in terms bordering on the aggressive to preorder your copy of Thalidomidas Touch on CD now. Featuring production by Simon Indelicate, contributions by Julia indelicate and Various by Keith Top Of The Pops – this CD package that we’ve put together is missing from your life.

Rumours that the Thlyds don’t actually exist are entirely unfounded. The CD definitely exists and there is more evidence for them than Jesus.

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/thlydspreorder/

This one time, we went to St. Louis and played a very short notice gig to 4 people while the world series played on a giant screen next to us because they couldn’t turn it off because St. Louis were in the world series. Sounds pretty bad – but then, while I was uploading videos for another band (The Thlyds, as it happens) this popped up in the related videos bit and you know what, it sounds really good and I think we did a good show for those four people and hey, we played a gig in St. Louis and we’d never done that before. I’m sort of proud of that.

We’re probably going to start asking you to pay us for things in the next few months – I hope the fact that we did a good show next to a sport-filled big screen to four nice people in St. Louis suggests that we’re the kind of band you’ll be willing to support when we do.

A whimsically insomniac Simon Indelicate
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…and many more interesting things about copyright, music, Gomez, corporate Records and OTHER STUFF by reading this interview with me here:

http://m3event.wordpress.com/2012/05/02/interview-the-indelicates/

Then come to the Monarch to heckle me in an informed manner:

https://www.facebook.com/events/212063198909829/

Oh and if you’re voting today, enjoy that, unless you’re in London – in which case do whatever it is you feel you have to through gritted teeth then go home and have a wash.

If you’re in Manchester, you might want to have a read of the Pirate Party’s election materials, which are here:
http://manchester.pirateparty.org.uk/

Yar har fiddle de dee,
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Simon

Look, We’re In A Double Dip Recession. Which is bad news for everybody – luckily we released a novelty advert single a little while ago that seems entirely appropriate for listening to in order that the occasion be properly marked. (It would also be really good on one of those VT bits in the news, oh ye PRS paying gatekeeper-y media fuckers, INCIDENTALLY)

Anyway, here’s the video:


Here’s a preview of the cool, new, so-2012-it-might-as-well-be-a-dumb-TV-hour-about-mayan-prophecies, slink-wist reboot of the song that’s on the reissued B-Side:



And
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY IT

You know, with all that money that you don’t have because of the double dip recession. Er…

We are. It is this:
http://www.monarchbar.com/the-indelicates-return-for-headline-show/

We gave up acoustic instruments for lent, and can’t remember where we put them, so we are going to be amazing, play new songs loudly and generally melt everyone’s faces off.

I will probably look like this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/preynolds/6938675022/in/photostream/

ALSO. The New Royal Family are playing and not only are they much much better than the old royal family, they’re so amazing that they don’t even exist anymore. Watch this video and then make sure you arrive early.

Also playing are The Fanclub about whom I Know nothing except that if they don’t have a fanclub called ‘The Band’ then they are missing a trick.

Bring lighters,
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…That’s why they’re called the midlands.

So I can’t seen any reason at all why everyone in england can’t make it to this tomorrow and sunday:

https://www.facebook.com/NowWeAreWeekender

US, Art Brut, Misty’s Big Adventure, Keith TOTP, Abdoujaparov, Icepops For Breakfast for hardly any money. Come on down/up/sideways yeah?

SX

We’ve been switching servers so we’ve been a bit wobbly about updating this site for a bit, but we are back, back in the new york groove, in Denim, Black and Time and also dressing gowns.

We’ve also been using This Is My Jam because we are cool as fuck hipsters. Follow us! Be embrassed by our anachronistic and contrary taste in musics! Yeah!
Right now we’re pimping Tommy James & The Shondells and Bon Jovi.

Simon

http://www.thisismyjam.com/simonindelicate

Julia

http://www.thisismyjam.com/juliaindelicate

Also, here’s Laurence Owen

http://www.thisismyjam.com/happynigun

and Lily Rae

http://www.thisismyjam.com/lilyrae

and Keith TOTP

http://www.thisismyjam.com/KeithTOTP

Other people who are/have been in the band are too good for it, apparently (and also, there’s only so many times you can post Hanson so it has limited appeal) LOLJK

While we’re at it, look at this picture:

It is things I have been doing and THAT IS ALL I AM WILLING TO SAY.

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Until March 19th – Buy £50 worth of pure distilled awesome from the new, ever-expanding range of Indelicates Branded Merchandise, use the coupon code SPRING2012 and get £10 off. And don’t just buy the old designs – I spent much longer on the new ones so they are much better value.

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