Out Now on Corporate Records…

Keith Top Of The Pops, raconteur, producer and sometime Indelicates Guitarist has just released his debut album on corporate records and it’s fucking amazing.Featuring pretty much everyone you’ve ever heard of in music who doesn’t suck, Keith and his Minor UK Indie Celebrity All Star Backing Band deliver the debut of the year – buy it now:
On Corporate Records:
http://corpor.at/A219

Physical:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/KEITHTOPOFTHEPOPS

Copyright – Some Developments

You know on the back of our last two CDs where it says that we waive the right to prevent you copying the data to your computer? That’s because it has always been illegal for you to do so – if you owned an Indelicates CD and lots of others and had copied the music to an mp3 player, all of the music on your mp3 player except ours was illegal. Well, finally today Vince Cable announced that the law will be changed – you should now feel free to copy your asinine, meaningless landfill of a record collection to your iPod without fear of legal sanction. He also announced that a parody exception will be introduced into copyright law – this means that songs like this:

from our groundbreaking, lauded and previously legally dubious Book of Job: The Musical are now legally justifiable.

(You should, incidentally BUY THE MUSICAL NOW)

There’s also good news about dropping some of the stupid site blocking stuff that had been planned and a general shift away from the uber-stupidity of last year. Of course, the rubbish Digital Economy Act with its threats of disconnection etc are still in place – and we are still subject to an industry that happily encourages and profits from young people taking drugs until they die while demanding cash from young people who share things they like with their friends – but hey, you can’t have everything (for some stupid reason).

read more:
http://www.thecmuwebsite.com/article/vince-cable-talks-copyright/
http://www.consumerfocus.org.uk/files/2011/07/Consumer-Focus-Parody-briefing.pdf

Super david koresh attack + Guide to the Waco Siege

PLAY THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/gamerelease.html
READ THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/guide.html

GET READY TO BUY THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/pressrelease3.html

Job The Musical: ACT TWO – OUT NOW!!!

Will Job curse God to his face? Will Satan win his bet?
Does God really, as Jung states in his ‘Answer To Job’ (routledge 1952, p10) “Not care a button for any moral opinon nor regard any form of ethics as binding”?

Find out! for just £5 right now: http://bit.ly/fy5ErH

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Book Of Job: The Musical – Act One OUT NOW

Available Free or Pay-What-You-Like HERE

Act Two Available on Monday March 7th for a minimum of £5

Book Of Job: The Musical – Act One Monday 28th February – Act Two Monday 7th March

https://sites.google.com/site/bookofjobthemusical/

The Book Of Job The Musical:
The Original Cast Recording
To Be Released As Two Download Albums
Act One
Monday 28th February 2011
Act Two
Monday 7th March 2011

While the world waits with baited breath for the release of The Indelicates’ ludicrously amazing concept masterwork, David Koresh Superstar – we thought it was the perfect time to unleash on the world this live studio recording of Simon and Julia’s last foray into the realm of ill-advised theatricality. Written and first performed in 2005, Simon’s musical was a fringe hit at the Brighton Festival and has been intermittently played all over the place since – including to sell out crowds at the Edinburgh and Cheltenham Literature festivals.

These albums, recorded as live by Keith Top Of The Pops at Dean Street Studios and performed on a broken acoustic guitar with some brilliant, obliging performers and no money, capture the rough and raucous attitude of the original show and may well constitute the first DIY punk-as-fuck original cast recording of an epic biblical musical of the Digital Economy era.

Alongside Simon and Julia, the musical features the vocal talents of former My Name Is Red and now dEAD cARS singer Chris Hodges as Job, acclaimed folk singer Mary Hampton, proper actress Sarah Pinkney, radical (and surprisingly tuneful) journalist Laurie Penny, rampant poet/messiah Michael Parker, axe wielding rock lothario Al Clayton and includes a slightly odd cameo from legendary David Devant and his Spirit Wife front-man, The Vessel.

Act One – in which God conspires with Satan to prove that wealthy man of the east, Job, is a righteous man by being really unpleasant to him – will be released on Monday (Feb 28th) as a pay-what-you-like download.

Act Two – in which God and Satan give Job Syphillis and his friends annoy him – will be released the following monday (Mar 7th) for a minimum price of £5.

We hope you don’t mind us mandatorily charging a little bit for the second half, but we are coming quite close to bankrupting ourselves with the money we’re spending to make David Koresh Superstar sound amazing. Also, the musical is, like, an hour and a half long and was really hard to write.

***David Koresh Superstar Release Date News Coming VERY SOON,***
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Simon and Julia Indelicate, 24th Feb, 2011

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I Am Koresh – Acoustic Live In A Cambridge Living Room

This is from the Super Special Edition in Cambridge – which you can buy – along with the rest of the gig – from its rightful rightsholders here:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/artists/Darren+Skates/The+Indelicates+Super+Special+Live+Cambridge/

If you fancy buying your own limited-edition-of-one, fully-rights-transferred acoustic special edition of Songs For Swinging Lovers with similarly unique bonus tracks which you too can sell on Corporate Records or even just place on a USB stick with heavy encryption so that no one else can hear it ever – you can do so in the bottom right of here:

http://corporaterecords.co.uk/Indelicates_Store/special.html

anwyay – David Koresh Superstar – get excited, yeah?

Corporate Records Update – August 2010

As company directors, Julia and I deserve your goddamned respect goddamnit: so we assume that you will take these recommendations as they are intended – as orders – and immediately go and pay money to own these hot new slices of boss tuneage that have cropped up on Corporate Records recently.

Incidentally, if you’re in a band or are a singer/songwriter or a not-really-a-singer/songwriter or a guttural-wailer/songwriter or are a performance poet or a reader-out-of-odd-little-stories then we’ll be writing and promoting these roundups on a fairly regular basis – if you think we’d like what you’re doing, please use the site and send us the link somewhere (facebook/twitter/skywriting) and we’ll give it a listen.

So first up, released today is this Song Of The South tinged oddity from Laurence Owen from his six tracked ‘Yarnripper’ E.P.

If that (and indeed almost everything else) is a little too middle of the road for your taste - this offering from The Far Queue is awesome:

Wob has been producing fantastic impassioned anti-folk since long before anyone decided to dress it up in a floaty dress and brand it on the tube. There’s a whole back catalogue to explore on the site, but this – from 1996′s ‘Friends in the Night‘ EP and now reissued on Corporate Records – is as good a place to start as any:

Lastly – and belatedly, as we were too busy promoting ourselves to go on about her when she released it – if you haven’t bought Lily Rae’s album then you really really should because it’s fucking amazing:

Peace out kids. X.