The awesome thing about owning a record company that you have purposely refused to have any control over is that you get to feel regularly surprised and enthusiastic about the records you didn’t know you’d put out.

For example, check out How To Loot Brazil’s Album, Betamarx. Apart from having an amazing title it sounds like this:

and this:

has an excellent cover and is easily worth some of anyone’s money – buy it now

Then there’s Permissible Permutations by The Melting Ice Caps
which sounds like this:

and which also has an amazing (possibbly hassan-i-sabbah-referencing) name and which is lush, charming and lovely.
BUY IT YOU FOOL

Now look at the cover of The Antidote’s EP:

Surely the vocal isn’t going to do that cover justice?

Oh hey, it totally does – sweet.
CHECK IT OUT

Also, while we’re at it, did anyone on your record label suppprt the Stone Roses at the weekend? No? Oh well, guess mine’s just better than yours then…

If you don’t buy everything by the Dirty North right now, it can only mean that you love David Cameron and want to marry him

Look, We’re In A Double Dip Recession. Which is bad news for everybody – luckily we released a novelty advert single a little while ago that seems entirely appropriate for listening to in order that the occasion be properly marked. (It would also be really good on one of those VT bits in the news, oh ye PRS paying gatekeeper-y media fuckers, INCIDENTALLY)

Anyway, here’s the video:


Here’s a preview of the cool, new, so-2012-it-might-as-well-be-a-dumb-TV-hour-about-mayan-prophecies, slink-wist reboot of the song that’s on the reissued B-Side:



And
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY IT

You know, with all that money that you don’t have because of the double dip recession. Er…

From IN PROGRESS things.

We’ve been switching servers so we’ve been a bit wobbly about updating this site for a bit, but we are back, back in the new york groove, in Denim, Black and Time and also dressing gowns.

We’ve also been using This Is My Jam because we are cool as fuck hipsters. Follow us! Be embrassed by our anachronistic and contrary taste in musics! Yeah!
Right now we’re pimping Tommy James & The Shondells and Bon Jovi.

Simon

http://www.thisismyjam.com/simonindelicate

Julia

http://www.thisismyjam.com/juliaindelicate

Also, here’s Laurence Owen

http://www.thisismyjam.com/happynigun

and Lily Rae

http://www.thisismyjam.com/lilyrae

and Keith TOTP

http://www.thisismyjam.com/KeithTOTP

Other people who are/have been in the band are too good for it, apparently (and also, there’s only so many times you can post Hanson so it has limited appeal) LOLJK

While we’re at it, look at this picture:

It is things I have been doing and THAT IS ALL I AM WILLING TO SAY.

XXS

Yes, kids – stretching the definition of ‘tomorrow’ here is part two of this week’s round up of awesome new music from Corporate Records

Zen Motel’s Cranked EP IS FUCKED BY ROCK and is here:
http://corpor.at/A261

The Thlyds Second Single Release of the week is Bored
‘I get the feeling that there’s something missing/ I’m bored of cider and vanadalism…’
http://corpor.at/A260

Silent Girl by Red State Sound System has Julia on b-vox and is more meta than Marvell:
http://corpor.at/T2298

Let’s Inject Ourselves With Illegal Substances by Speo is great, which is lucky since I mainly included it because it has the honour of being the 2,000th track uploaded to Corporate Records. You can find it on Speo’s Album – Shake – which am here:
http://corpor.at/A212

While I’m in the business of posting tracks based on their upload chronology, this is the 1000th track uploaded to the site. This is amazing for many reasons:
1) It’s a good song
2) Its being the 1000th upload means it has the shortlink ‘http://corpor.at/T1000‘
3) It’s called Don’t let bad men ruin your life which is pretty damned spooky, considering…

The T-1000

That’ll do for now – like Takashi Miike in Hostel – go in there and spend ALL your money.
Peace and Fucking,
SX

Looking for new music while you wait, trembling in juicy eagerness for the NEW INDELICATES ALBUM which has a song called ‘Everything is Just Disgusting’ on it? Well pop on over to Corporate Records and get your grubby hands on some of these recent gems…

From Laurence Owen’s South Of The River:
http://corpor.at/A254

From The Thlyds New Single, Clever Stuff Is Stupid (supposedly the first of two new singles released this week)
http://corpor.at/A259

From Mikey Georgeson’s Gorgeous Moth In the Flame Of Carnality EP
http://corpor.at/A251

from Icepops For Breakfast’s sparkly Iced Pop Vol. 1
http://corpor.at/A253

Part One of TWO. More poptastic links tomorrow.
XSI

Keith Top Of The Pops, raconteur, producer and sometime Indelicates Guitarist has just released his debut album on corporate records and it’s fucking amazing.Featuring pretty much everyone you’ve ever heard of in music who doesn’t suck, Keith and his Minor UK Indie Celebrity All Star Backing Band deliver the debut of the year – buy it now:
On Corporate Records:
http://corpor.at/A219

Physical:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/KEITHTOPOFTHEPOPS

You know on the back of our last two CDs where it says that we waive the right to prevent you copying the data to your computer? That’s because it has always been illegal for you to do so – if you owned an Indelicates CD and lots of others and had copied the music to an mp3 player, all of the music on your mp3 player except ours was illegal. Well, finally today Vince Cable announced that the law will be changed – you should now feel free to copy your asinine, meaningless landfill of a record collection to your iPod without fear of legal sanction. He also announced that a parody exception will be introduced into copyright law – this means that songs like this:

from our groundbreaking, lauded and previously legally dubious Book of Job: The Musical are now legally justifiable.

(You should, incidentally BUY THE MUSICAL NOW)

There’s also good news about dropping some of the stupid site blocking stuff that had been planned and a general shift away from the uber-stupidity of last year. Of course, the rubbish Digital Economy Act with its threats of disconnection etc are still in place – and we are still subject to an industry that happily encourages and profits from young people taking drugs until they die while demanding cash from young people who share things they like with their friends – but hey, you can’t have everything (for some stupid reason).

read more:
http://www.thecmuwebsite.com/article/vince-cable-talks-copyright/
http://www.consumerfocus.org.uk/files/2011/07/Consumer-Focus-Parody-briefing.pdf

PLAY THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/gamerelease.html
READ THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/guide.html

GET READY TO BUY THIS:
http://corporaterecords.co.uk/koresh/pressrelease3.html

Will Job curse God to his face? Will Satan win his bet?
Does God really, as Jung states in his ‘Answer To Job’ (routledge 1952, p10) “Not care a button for any moral opinon nor regard any form of ethics as binding”?

Find out! for just £5 right now: http://bit.ly/fy5ErH

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