THE INDELICATES will not be submitting.
THE INDELICATES recognise no gatekeepers.
THE INDELICATES doubt your qualifications.
THE INDELICATES are not seeking representation.

THE INDELICATES rank art below commerce.

THE INDELICATES do not find your luddism charming.
THE INDELICATES find nothing to remark upon in drinks.
THE INDELICATES are immune to the feminine mystique.
THE INDELICATES shun your attentions.

THE INDELICATES are NEW DIY.
NEW DIY is not an aesthetic
THE INDELICATES are proudly unsignable.

LATEST NEWS

#15 – The Seminal Fluids – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on May 16, 2014 – 2:38 pm -

We talk to Folkestone porn supergroup The Seminal Fluids about their years in the business, their anecdotes from the road and listen to some of their deepest cuts – played live in our Lewes compound. Also, a special appearance from Thornton Halfwit and Karen Condom – a LOT of going on about stuff and that [...]


Brighton Live Podcast Recording: March 26th

Written by simonindelicate on March 24, 2014 – 9:06 pm -

THIS is a new thing we’re doing – it’s on March 26th and you should totally come. http://corpor.at/brightonoffmic/index.html You can perform, spectate – you get to see us and other brilliant people – or just sit at the back and complain. It will be whatever you mkake it…


#14 – Martin White – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on March 3, 2014 – 5:36 pm -

We talk to the Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra’s Martin White about theatrical triumphs and disasters, abolishing the arts council (mostly Simon saying that, to be fair), dying on stage and drinking shots of Lenor. + Intimidatingly good Accordion based musical brilliance, Remember The Alamo with extra coughing and us giving away more than we intended [...]


#13 – MIchael James Parker – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on February 13, 2014 – 6:01 pm -

In porobably the best one yet, we talk to Poet Michael Parker about moving to the planet of the beatniks, reminisce about the time we resigned from our own fundamentalist cabaret as an act of principle and air deep unresolved grievances using the medium of CHAT. Seriously, this one’s great – if you’ve never listened [...]


#12 – Charley Stone + Keith TOTP – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on January 31, 2014 – 11:31 am -

We hang out with the best claimants to the Iron throne of indie credibility to discuss why all the bands are doing it wrong, Ed Miliband’s Desert Island Discs, the best parts in musical theatre and come together to offer the all the rock’n’roll top tips you need to start your own band and be [...]


#11 – Tom Wylie – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on January 13, 2014 – 7:36 am -

We think that there’s been altogether enough liberal arts inconsequentiality so, for this one, we’re going to take a very in depth journey into Structural Biology with Tom Wylie out of Science who may or may not be planning to destroy the world. Shit got real, the kids.


Julia Indelicate’s Review of the Year: 2013: PART TWO

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

For PART ONE, go here: http://www.indelicates.com/2013/12/30/julia-indelicates-review-of-the-year-2013/ Much of the merchandise we made for Diseases of England was stuff we’d not tried to make before. We’ve been making our legendary Lyric books with footnotes and essays in them since our second album Songs For Swinging Lovers, but Diseases of England saw us sewing dolls and designing [...]


Julia Indelicate’s Review Of The Year: 2013: PART ONE

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:18 pm -

What a year! I think me and Simon have made more things this year than in any previous, thanks to the different things we decided to make for the packages of our fourth album Diseases of England. We’d already started crowd-funding (directly through our sites) in October 2012, and released the first tracks from the [...]


Special Episode – Cultural Review of 2013

Written by simonindelicate on December 25, 2013 – 1:03 pm -

We are not at all qualified to make any sort of list about the best things of 2013, so we invite equally unqualified but undeniably younger guests Lydia Snodin and Tom Wylie to offer their poorly thought out and inaccurate Podcasts, Games, Books, Films, Cultural Events, Static Mimes, Deaths and other things OF THE YEAR. [...]


#10 – Philip Jeays – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on December 17, 2013 – 5:21 pm -

We talk to master of English Chanson Philip Jeays about Jake Thackray, Opera, Poppies and the problem with Hastings then make him sing to us.