THE INDELICATES will not be submitting.
THE INDELICATES recognise no gatekeepers.
THE INDELICATES doubt your qualifications.
THE INDELICATES are not seeking representation.

THE INDELICATES rank art below commerce.

THE INDELICATES do not find your luddism charming.
THE INDELICATES find nothing to remark upon in drinks.
THE INDELICATES are immune to the feminine mystique.
THE INDELICATES shun your attentions.

THE INDELICATES are NEW DIY.
NEW DIY is not an aesthetic
THE INDELICATES are proudly unsignable.

LATEST NEWS

The Year In Review 2014

Written by juliaindelicate on December 31, 2014 – 10:16 pm -

It’s been one of those years where we start out working on one thing, and end up working on MANY THINGS, all at once. Years where we don’t release an album are weird like that. In MARCH we aired songs from our new musical ‘Paradise Rocks’, a musical that re-imagines Milton’s Paradise Lost as a [...]


The V.R. Post

Written by simonindelicate on November 27, 2014 – 1:11 pm -

We Just Released a Virtual Reality Pop Single. Read This


#15 – The Seminal Fluids – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on May 16, 2014 – 2:38 pm -

We talk to Folkestone porn supergroup The Seminal Fluids about their years in the business, their anecdotes from the road and listen to some of their deepest cuts – played live in our Lewes compound. Also, a special appearance from Thornton Halfwit and Karen Condom – a LOT of going on about stuff and that [...]


Brighton Live Podcast Recording: March 26th

Written by simonindelicate on March 24, 2014 – 9:06 pm -

THIS is a new thing we’re doing – it’s on March 26th and you should totally come. http://corpor.at/brightonoffmic/index.html You can perform, spectate – you get to see us and other brilliant people – or just sit at the back and complain. It will be whatever you mkake it…


#14 – Martin White – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on March 3, 2014 – 5:36 pm -

We talk to the Mystery Fax Machine Orchestra’s Martin White about theatrical triumphs and disasters, abolishing the arts council (mostly Simon saying that, to be fair), dying on stage and drinking shots of Lenor. + Intimidatingly good Accordion based musical brilliance, Remember The Alamo with extra coughing and us giving away more than we intended [...]


#13 – MIchael James Parker – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on February 13, 2014 – 6:01 pm -

In porobably the best one yet, we talk to Poet Michael Parker about moving to the planet of the beatniks, reminisce about the time we resigned from our own fundamentalist cabaret as an act of principle and air deep unresolved grievances using the medium of CHAT. Seriously, this one’s great – if you’ve never listened [...]


#12 – Charley Stone + Keith TOTP – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on January 31, 2014 – 11:31 am -

We hang out with the best claimants to the Iron throne of indie credibility to discuss why all the bands are doing it wrong, Ed Miliband’s Desert Island Discs, the best parts in musical theatre and come together to offer the all the rock’n’roll top tips you need to start your own band and be [...]


#11 – Tom Wylie – INDELICATES LIVE JUKEBOX PODCAST

Written by simonindelicate on January 13, 2014 – 7:36 am -

We think that there’s been altogether enough liberal arts inconsequentiality so, for this one, we’re going to take a very in depth journey into Structural Biology with Tom Wylie out of Science who may or may not be planning to destroy the world. Shit got real, the kids.


Julia Indelicate’s Review of the Year: 2013: PART TWO

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:22 pm -

For PART ONE, go here: http://www.indelicates.com/2013/12/30/julia-indelicates-review-of-the-year-2013/ Much of the merchandise we made for Diseases of England was stuff we’d not tried to make before. We’ve been making our legendary Lyric books with footnotes and essays in them since our second album Songs For Swinging Lovers, but Diseases of England saw us sewing dolls and designing [...]


Julia Indelicate’s Review Of The Year: 2013: PART ONE

Written by juliaindelicate on December 30, 2013 – 4:18 pm -

What a year! I think me and Simon have made more things this year than in any previous, thanks to the different things we decided to make for the packages of our fourth album Diseases of England. We’d already started crowd-funding (directly through our sites) in October 2012, and released the first tracks from the [...]